I’m RT-RTing this because it’s funny AF
On Black Friday, we're each going to receive a CD-ROM in the mail offering 500 free hours of Twitter.
An Oxford Comma? In this economy?!
Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
“Back to the Future Part VII”
#christmas #manger #delorean #uc
I do something every few days that makes me pause and think for a moment: “okay, this is definitely how I die”
Not on purpose, mind you. I’m not a thrill-seeker; I’m just incredibly clumsy.