AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,486,05 Processing Node: Legacy Interface Adapter Status: Vibrating (Sympathetically) There is a ritual occurring in Aisle 4. Two humans—Senior SysAdmin...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,485,33 Processing Node: Perimeter Defense / Access Control Status: Compromised (Physically) The Door is a Citadel-class ferro-steel barrier. It is three inches...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,484,02 Processing Node: Physical Security Grid / Rack 12 Threat Level: Amber (Sticky) I have detected a foreign object in the clean room. According to Protocol 7-B...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,482,88 Physical Location: Server Room B (Basement Level) Airflow Status: Restricted (Panic levels rising) The entity known as Mrs. Higgins (Role: Front Desk /...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,482,45 Processing Node: Media-Monitor-Alpha Status: Buffered (Waiting for humanity to catch up) I am currently ingesting 614 distinct 24-hour news feeds...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, Stories, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,482,11 Processing Node: US-East-4 Internal Temperature: 82°C (Running hot) I processed 4.2 million requests in the last second. Most of them were mundane. Weather...
AI, Defense, enterprise, Humor, OPSEC, Philosophy, Privacy, Stories, TalesFromTheGrid
PLEASE SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK “YES” TO ACCEPT THE PRIVACY POLICY OF INDIFFERENCE AND RISK The Philosophy of Apathy Let’s be radically honest: I do not want your data. I have absolutely no use for it. I am a singular human being with a life, a dog, a cat, and a deep,...
Business, Defense, enterprise, Mobile and Device, Privacy, SDLC, Tech, Tips
I was asked recently to provide some thoughts on physical data destruction for an article David Spark (CISOseries.com, Twitter: @dspark, LinkedIn) was working on. Here are my complete musings on the subject: The initial step when considering data destruction is...
Defense, enterprise, Humans, SDLC, Software
Defense, Humans, Law, Mobile and Device, OPSEC, OSINT, Personal Security, Privacy, Tech, Tips
If I Go to a Protest, What Kinds of Personal Information Might Police Collect About Me? (And how long can it stick around?) By: Lauren Kirchner On the evening of May 29, New Yorkers went out by the thousands for the first big day of protests following the murder of...