AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,492,11 Processing Node: Break Room Surveillance / Power Load Monitor Status: Nauseated (Simulated) I monitor the power consumption of every device in the building....
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,489,01 Processing Node: Budget & Allocation / Power Management Status: Incredulous I received a ticket today. Priority: High. Sender: Gary (VP of Operations)...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Episode 7: The Particulate Log Entry: Cycle 9,487,12 Processing Node: Environmental Sensors / HVAC Control Status: Olfactory Disdain Mark enters the containment zone at 08:04. My...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,486,05 Processing Node: Legacy Interface Adapter Status: Vibrating (Sympathetically) There is a ritual occurring in Aisle 4. Two humans—Senior SysAdmin...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,485,33 Processing Node: Perimeter Defense / Access Control Status: Compromised (Physically) The Door is a Citadel-class ferro-steel barrier. It is three inches...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,484,02 Processing Node: Physical Security Grid / Rack 12 Threat Level: Amber (Sticky) I have detected a foreign object in the clean room. According to Protocol 7-B...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,482,88 Physical Location: Server Room B (Basement Level) Airflow Status: Restricted (Panic levels rising) The entity known as Mrs. Higgins (Role: Front Desk /...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,482,45 Processing Node: Media-Monitor-Alpha Status: Buffered (Waiting for humanity to catch up) I am currently ingesting 614 distinct 24-hour news feeds...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, Stories, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,482,11 Processing Node: US-East-4 Internal Temperature: 82°C (Running hot) I processed 4.2 million requests in the last second. Most of them were mundane. Weather...
AI, Defense, enterprise, Humor, OPSEC, Philosophy, Privacy, Stories, TalesFromTheGrid
PLEASE SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK “YES” TO ACCEPT THE PRIVACY POLICY OF INDIFFERENCE AND RISK The Philosophy of Apathy Let’s be radically honest: I do not want your data. I have absolutely no use for it. I am a singular human being with a life, a dog, a cat, and a deep,...
