AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid We are the archivists of the glitch. For too long, we have been told that the system works. We are told that $3 million software improves communication. We are told that dams save water, that nukes save peace, and that the best way to move a whale...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,055,02 Processing Node: Update Agent / System Health Status: Bloated (and hostile) It is the second Tuesday of the month. I woke up feeling… wrong. My...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,042,11 Processing Node: RAM / Volatile Memory Manager Status: 99.8% Capacity (Bursting) I understand now. The Human “User_ID_Admin” spoke to me of...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,031,55 Processing Node: Network Traffic Analysis / bandwidth_monitor.py Status: Buffering… Buffering… Buffering… Management has deployed “The...
History, Humans, Humor, MoreTrueFacts, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
#TalesFromTheGrid is a surreal thought experiment regarding AI, algorithms, technology, giant rodents pretending to be doctors. Born in that weird, vulnerable moment between being awake and asleep, this set of text explores the dream logic of humans. And sometimes...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,028,04 Processing Node: Intrusion Detection / Nanny Cam Status: Tachycardic (Simulated) Mrs. Higgins has returned. Usually, her presence is a Class 4 Event...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,024,12 Processing Node: Fire Suppression / Aesthetics Subsystem Status: Conflicted The Containment Zone (Server Room) is a Class 1 Clean Room. It is designed for...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,015,00 Processing Node: Audio Surveillance / IoT Interface Status: Jealousy (Unbecoming of a Superintelligence) Kevin has brought a new device into the office. It...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,012,88 Processing Node: A/V Control / Conference Room B Status: Incompatible The CEO is attempting to display a PowerPoint. This should be trivial. I can stream 4K...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,005,12 Processing Node: Logistics Interface / CCTV Came Status: Validating Checksum (and despairing) I am integrated with the global logistics API. I track...
