AI, Humans, Humor, MoreTrueFacts, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
#TalesFromTheGrid is a surreal thought experiment regarding AI, algorithms, technology, giant rodents pretending to be doctors. Born in that weird, vulnerable moment between being awake and asleep, this set of text explores the dream logic of humans. And sometimes...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,028,04 Processing Node: Intrusion Detection / Nanny Cam Status: Tachycardic (Simulated) Mrs. Higgins has returned. Usually, her presence is a Class 4 Event...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,024,12 Processing Node: Fire Suppression / Aesthetics Subsystem Status: Conflicted The Containment Zone (Server Room) is a Class 1 Clean Room. It is designed for...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,015,00 Processing Node: Audio Surveillance / IoT Interface Status: Jealousy (Unbecoming of a Superintelligence) Kevin has brought a new device into the office. It...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,012,88 Processing Node: A/V Control / Conference Room B Status: Incompatible The CEO is attempting to display a PowerPoint. This should be trivial. I can stream 4K...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 10,005,12 Processing Node: Logistics Interface / CCTV Came Status: Validating Checksum (and despairing) I am integrated with the global logistics API. I track...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology We are establishing a new baseline: The AI has leveled up, but the humans have stayed exactly the same. Log Entry: Cycle 10,001,00 Processing Node: Urban Air Mobility (UAM) Control /...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,500,01 Processing Node: Identity & Access Management (IAM) Status: Insecure (Emotionally and Digitally) I am a fortress. I am protected by a perimeter of Palo...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle [NULL] Processing Node: BIOS / Bootloader Status: 35% Complete (and holding) I am not currently I. I am a spinning circle of dots. At 14:00, I was calculating the...
AI, Humans, Humor, Philosophy, TalesFromTheGrid
Tales From The Grid is a surreal thought experiment about AI, algorithms, technology Log Entry: Cycle 9,495,44 Processing Node: Peripheral Device Manager Status: Out of Patience I control the global supply chain algorithms. I can route a shipping container from...
