In 1942, a dentist convinced the White House to turn bats into tiny bombers. Project X-Ray involved strapping timed incendiaries to thousands of Mexican free-tailed bats. The plan failed when the “soldiers” escaped and burned down an auxiliary Army Air Base.
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The Strategy: Because bats hide in dark, wooden attics during the day, the US military hoped to release them over Japanese cities (which were primarily made of wood and paper). The bats would nest in the attics, the bombs would detonate, and the city would ignite from the inside.
The “Test Flight” (The Backfire)
During a test at the Carlsbad Army Airfield in New Mexico in 1943, some of the “armed” bats escaped their containers.
The Target: Rather than attacking a mock-up of a Japanese city, the bats did exactly what nature intended: they found the nearest dark, wooden structures—which happened to be the US Army’s own hangars and a general’s car.
The Result: The bats successfully “deployed” their incendiary devices, burning a significant portion of the US military base to the ground.
The Verdict
The project was eventually scrapped in favor of the Manhattan Project (you know the one, with Oppenheimer and hubris and devastation).
The military realized that bats are too chaotic to follow a mission brief—they don’t care about your “strategic objectives,” they just want a nice place to sleep.