ARCHIVED – [ PRE-ORDER CLOSED 2020-06-30 ] The Blingpocapolypse Programmable LED Face Mask



An app-controlled, LED face mask with customizable messages

Who said the apocalypse had to be boring?

Includes several useful (including an ear-saver mask extender) and fun swag items!



This is NOT a protective mask – it DOES NOT prevent or protect from COVID-19

This is for fashion use only

Out of stock


2020-06-30 Update:

This round of PRE-ORDERs has closed… 

But Round 2 Pre-Orders are now available!

And a NEW product is available for PRE-ORDER!!! I’m calling it: The MEGA BLING Box!

Round 2 orders and MEGA BLING orders will ship late August.


Welcome to the BLINGpocalypse——-


This product WILL NOT protect you from coronavirus/COVID-19, or any other pathogen, including cyber pathogens. 

This product is for fashion use only. You should wear a protective mask UNDER this mask if you want protective mask functionality.


Welcome to the Blingpocalypse!

Who said the apocalypse had to be boring?


“As Seen At CircleCityCon” lulz



This is a PRE-ORDER product. No, it is not “in-stock” and no, it will not ship next day.

You WILL be charged at checkout, and your order will ship as soon as it is available, though It may take a few weeks to get to you.

This is sorta like Kickstarter or Indiegogo, except you WILL ACTUALLY get a refund if we are for some reason unable to ship your product.


Get your order in now – there may not be a 2nd batch. This also means your product will arrive a few weeks after June 25th.

Example Videos:

Play music through the app for an equalizer effect

Example of scrolling text:

Hands-on view:

You could also easily insert a pm2.5 filter inside the mask behind the LED panel. The kind like this:

PM 2.5 Activated Carbon Filter insert


Product Description

Have something to say? Want to troll people in video calls?

This LED Programmable Face Mask can be controlled from your phone (iPhone or Android) via Bluetooth.

The app has built-in patterns but you can customize text and patterns and even make animations.

The “circle city con” with a smiley and <3 was a custom design I did in the app using each LED as a pixel!!!

With multiple scrolling modes and speeds (right side, left side,  top-down, downwards up, etc), you can share your message easily and exactly how you want.

This non-protective mask is made of a loose mesh that is easy to breathe in. This is why it is not a “protective” mask.

The battery and LED panel is fully removable via a little pocket and some velcro, but you should only hand wash the mask itself.

And since that’s NOT ENOUGH, it also comes with a BUNCH of extra swag goodies…

Included Swag Goodies:

  • An “ear saver” mask extender
  • An awesome wristband
  • Stickers
  • Surprise: There will be Surprises! Definitely some other stuff you’re going to be REALLY happy with!!!

One of the many cool things you will receive:


“One size fits most”

Shipping / Replacements

Item will ship in 3-6 weeks. This is a PRE-ORDER.

$9 Flat-rate 2-3 Day Priority Mail shipping within USA

The web shop currently only supports USA, but please contact me directly if you are international and I’ll find a quote / see what I can do.

I *WANT* to get all of these out before DEF CON but I can’t promise that. I will do my best, though!!!

Due to the nature of pre-orders, you can cancel your order anytime before the pre-order window closes on 2020-06-30 for a full refund.

After 2020-06-30, I will only provide replacements (no refunds) requested within 14 days of receipt. All units will be tested before being sent out to ensure they are not DOA and inspected for damage. Other than that, I offer no warranty on these items.



This is not designed to be a protective mask

This is a PRE-ORDER and you will not receive your order right away.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs